naamahdarling:

blonesome:

bunniesinpajamas:

vinebox:

That one friend that be goin too far listening to music

He pulled the seat back omgg

Lmaooooooo despite the spoiler I still wasn’t ready for that

The look on the other guy’s face at the end.  OMG.

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madison-paige-phaniels:

isolatedsystem:

iwishihadafather:

when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

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  • me in november: ugh christmas decorations shouldn't be up this early the holiday isn't for another two months come the fuck on
  • me in september: SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS
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okay I just gotta put it out there, reading Harry Potter stoned off your ass is seriously the funnest time, like reading high is just awesome in general but Harry Potter? das beste

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anatomicalart:

Let me link Yall’ to this holy grail.
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I couldn’t even include all of the reference boards this blog contains on this photoset. That’s right! There’s EVEN MORE! There are pages and pages of them! It is an inspiration treasure trove!
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Fill your life with inspiration!

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peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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greymichaela:

owlmylove:

therewerestarsintheireyes:

so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL

read it here:

Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles

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"You’re a Christian, Harry."

HELP

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A Parent’s Worst Fear.

orangeyouellis:

geeksandgaymers:

image

Our boy has awful taste in men.

NEVER EVER NOT REBLOG

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erinkyan:


one day this won’t make me laugh but today is not that day
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justacoffeeshop:

doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat

sounds like you have tom jones disease

is it rare?

it’s not unusual

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mitchgrassi-fangirling:

fr3ntus:

waitingonmyraggedyman:

katiethesatanickiller:

cutwithyourkiss:

dame-gaby:

sweettitties:

buildfortsoutofsheets:

thisworldisourr:

The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race
it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper
so much power

The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother

the legal hunger games

The Number Games

ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE MULTIPLICATION ONES THOUGH

DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE MULTIPLICATION TESTS THEY STILL HAUNT MY EVERY WAKING HOUR

mitchgrassi-fangirling:

fr3ntus:

waitingonmyraggedyman:

katiethesatanickiller:

cutwithyourkiss:

dame-gaby:

sweettitties:

buildfortsoutofsheets:

thisworldisourr:

The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race

it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper

so much power

The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother

the legal hunger games

The Number Games

ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE MULTIPLICATION ONES THOUGH

DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE MULTIPLICATION TESTS THEY STILL HAUNT MY EVERY WAKING HOUR

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artingkrusca:

BISEXUAL CAP FOR AMERICA 
( theappleppielifestyle convinced me to do this) 

artingkrusca:

BISEXUAL CAP FOR AMERICA 

( theappleppielifestyle convinced me to do this) 

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obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

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nonexistant-coke-skylines:

chief-mooseketeer:

so I just had a typical shower moment, and I was remembering random stuff, specifically Channel Pi: News for Nerds at 5 o’clock and it occurred to me, why did we let Shelby get away with not being a Newscaster? what the hell D:

I did all of the ads!  And I was a guest star psychiatrist.

omfg I had forgotten about the psychiatrist bit

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myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

myrealityistheatre:

I just wanted to take a nice walk around the neighborhood.

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