Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons
I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME
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That one friend that be goin too far listening to music
He pulled the seat back omgg
Lmaooooooo despite the spoiler I still wasn’t ready for that
The look on the other guy’s face at the end. OMG.
when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid
when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid
okay I just gotta put it out there, reading Harry Potter stoned off your ass is seriously the funnest time, like reading high is just awesome in general but Harry Potter? das beste
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nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
"You’re a Christian, Harry."
Our boy has awful taste in men.
NEVER EVER NOT REBLOG
doctor, I can’t stop singing what’s new pussycat
sounds like you have tom jones disease
is it rare?
it’s not unusual
The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.
omg this stressed me out like no other
Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.
no you know what it was a goddamn race
it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper
so much power
The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother
the legal hunger games
The Number Games
ITS NOT AS BAD AS THE MULTIPLICATION ONES THOUGH
DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE MULTIPLICATION TESTS THEY STILL HAUNT MY EVERY WAKING HOUR
let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis